This is going to be a fantastic day

We had an awesome show last night. I couldn't believe how great we sounded. But I had a glass of wine. Then a cocktail. And a chocolate milk stout. And a Pabst. We didn't go on till 11:30. I didn't get home till 2:30. This morning, I lost my right contact lens in my eye for about 20 minutes. Which was especially delightful, seeing as my lenses didn't soak long enough for the wicked cleaning solution to break down into saline. I left the house late. My car needed gas.

Time to write copy!